Sigh… 11 years ago, right about now, I was bored with the whole thing, and oh so VERY tired – have been in labour since 3 o’clock this morning, the epidural has killed all the pain, and I’m pushing hard, honest, but he’s facing the wrong way and keeps sliding back, and he’s just not helping and am getting a weeny bit cross with midwives  and husband telling me to push when I AM BLOODY PUSHING.